Aspiring Grim Reaper Gifts

'I want to train to be the Grim Reaper.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Vaccinating Death

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Covid-19 reaper

Hi again

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Come on - let me guess again."

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

It's called a scythe

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"You may need to seek professional help."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Covid Boarding Pass