Grim Reaper Aficionado Gifts

"You're late."

Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.

'Before you go near him have you completed your hand sterilisation management course?'

'I had no idea that hospital food was this bad!'

"When I walk into a room it goes quiet..."

Stan Has A Near-Death Experience

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'I'm always first, I'm much quicker than the National Health Service.'

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Coronavirus death toll

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Nah, I'm not coming for you yet. You still owe on that stupid time share."

"Don't I even get a kiss goodbye?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Covid-19 reaper

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.