Grim Reaper Aficionado Gifts

"You're late."

Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.

'Before you go near him have you completed your hand sterilisation management course?'

'I had no idea that hospital food was this bad!'

I tried the "Killing with Kindness" thing, but it just didn't keep me busy enough. Have a Nice Day.

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

"When I walk into a room it goes quiet..."

Stan Has A Near-Death Experience

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'I'm always first, I'm much quicker than the National Health Service.'

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Coronavirus death toll

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Nah, I'm not coming for you yet. You still owe on that stupid time share."

"Don't I even get a kiss goodbye?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

Hi again

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

It's called a scythe

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Come on - let me guess again."