Grim Reaper Aficionados Gifts

Oh, cool, a hideaway hood! I had one of those when I was little!

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Death Coming to Europe

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Hi again

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Come on - let me guess again."

Operation/Grim Reaper

It's called a scythe

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You may need to seek professional help."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'