Grim Reaper Fan Club Gifts

"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Sympathy Cards

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Hi again

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Come on - let me guess again."

Operation/Grim Reaper

It's called a scythe

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"You may need to seek professional help."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'