Grim Reaper Fan Club T-Shirts

"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Sympathy Cards

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Come on - let me guess again."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'