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'Is it bad news, doctor?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Hi again

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You may need to seek professional help."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

It's called a scythe

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

Covid Boarding Pass

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.