Grim Reaper Fanclub Member Pillows

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Covid-19 reaper

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"You may need to seek professional help."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Come on - let me guess again."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'