Grim Reaper Fan Gifts

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

'I have to hand it to you, you're always ahead of me!'

Rearview mirror of life

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'Don't worry, I'm not here for you, but you won't be needing all that cat food.'

Life raft and death raft.

Who pays the ferryman?

'It's time to go. And by the way, you're gonna need this.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'Surprise!'

Wow, is it fall already?

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

'Since all of these NHS cutbacks, work has never been so busy!'

'Bloody humans! Taking our jobs!'

"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

The Grim Reaper looking confusedly at dying man wearing a bad disguise

"No point taking risks!"

"They said I couldn't do comedy but look - I'm killin' them."

'And how long will you be staying at Cub Dead?'

"Yay!"

"I've been expecting you."

Death to man: 'It's time to pay Inheritance Tax.'

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

Operation/Grim Reaper

Grim Reaper gets clamped.

'Actually, I just popped in to ask for directions.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'I'm only here for the prune danish. It's to die for.'

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!