Grim Reaper Fan Gifts

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'I have to hand it to you, you're always ahead of me!'

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

Life raft and death raft.

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'Don't worry, I'm not here for you, but you won't be needing all that cat food.'

'Surprise!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Who pays the ferryman?

'It's time to go. And by the way, you're gonna need this.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

'Since all of these NHS cutbacks, work has never been so busy!'

'Bloody humans! Taking our jobs!'

"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

'And how long will you be staying at Cub Dead?'

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

Death to man: 'It's time to pay Inheritance Tax.'

"I've been expecting you."

Operation/Grim Reaper

Grim Reaper gets clamped.

'Actually, I just popped in to ask for directions.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'I'm only here for the prune danish. It's to die for.'

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"How are you getting on with your new job?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Corona virus

"I thought this would be the year I'd come for you, but I guess not. So I got you a birthday card instead!"

"Look, your death taxes are really eating into my business."

"They said I couldn't do comedy but look - I'm killin' them."

The Grim Reaper looking confusedly at dying man wearing a bad disguise