Grim Reaper Groupie Gifts

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."

"Hang on, last page."

Walk for Death

Dancing with death.

'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

"Before we go, would you cut the hedge..?"

Covid Boarding Pass

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Vaccinating Death

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Covid-19 reaper

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Hi again

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Operation/Grim Reaper

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

It's called a scythe

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."