Galactic Groover Gifts

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Boptimism

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'It helps with reception.'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'...We're just the Intergalactic Rescue Society.'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"Take me to your leader!"

Saxophone summoning.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Train to Mars