Professional Groover Gifts

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Boptimism

Dance.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'It helps with reception.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Saxophone summoning.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

She's the greatest dancer!!

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

'It's the boogie man!'

"He's resorted to a legal tactic I hadn't counted on! He's groveling!"

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

A Sultan on a flying carpet tows a sports car behind him.

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

How Professionals Move Things