Garage Groovers Gifts

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

Cimafunk

Boptimism

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'It helps with reception.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Saxophone summoning.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Shopping for an exercise bike

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

'It's the boogie man!'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

"I expect you thought I was out, my car not being here... it's gone for service!"

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Here's your problem, mate. You know nothing about cars, and I could be telling you any old rubbish.'

"That was great - let's run through that again."

"I think the garage door opener might need batteries."

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.