Island Groover Gifts

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Boptimism

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Desert Island Mishap

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Best friends without borders.

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'It helps with reception.'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.