Music Groover Gifts

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Boptimism

Dance.

Broadway Moosical.

Freestyling.

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Saxophone summoning.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'It's the boogie man!'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

16+60/66 Magazine

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."