Guitar Groover Gifts

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

Cimafunk

Boptimism

Chano Pozo,

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Dance.

Ginger Baker.

Johnny Winter.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The Music Lover.

'It helps with reception.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

How's My Jiving?

Diplo

Trumpets Green

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Bill Haley

Bird guitarist.

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'