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'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

Boptimism

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Dance.

Johnny Winter.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It helps with reception.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

The Music Lover.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

How's My Jiving?

Diplo

Bird guitarist.

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

Saxophone summoning.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Trumpets Green

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."