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"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Boptimism

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Saxophone summoning.

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Clam - The Dance Mix

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

First Cynic in Space

The Apis Dance Studio

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

"He's resorted to a legal tactic I hadn't counted on! He's groveling!"

'It's the boogie man!'

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

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