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"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Boptimism

Cimafunk

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'It helps with reception.'

Leonard Nimoy

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Barack Skywalker

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'...We're just the Intergalactic Rescue Society.'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Take me to your leader!"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'