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Clam - The Dance Mix

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Boptimism

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'It helps with reception.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Rescue Guide

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Last Blue Tuna.

Sea Levels to rise by 2 metres

Fish Out of Water.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Say bye-bye."

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Saxophone summoning.

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

Someday He'll Get What He Deserves

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."