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Clam - The Dance Mix

Boptimism

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Rescue Guide

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Last Blue Tuna.

Fish Out of Water.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Sea Levels to rise by 2 metres

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

Saxophone summoning.

"Say bye-bye."

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."