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Saxophone summoning.

Boptimism

I.T. Fear

"Did you have a cat?"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Rectoplasm

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'It's the boogie man!'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

Boo'ed on stage.

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

Marley Davidson

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

16+60/66 Magazine

"Great. Obviously I can kiss my sales target and my commission good bye."