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A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

Boptimism

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Two cats on vacation

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Saxophone summoning.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Clam - The Dance Mix

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Major Tom

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'It's the boogie man!'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."