Nostalgic Groover Gifts

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Boptimism

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Elvis Presley

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Grandma's caf

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Liam Gallagher.

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