Gospel Groover Gifts

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'It helps with reception.'

Cimafunk

Boptimism

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Little Richard

Walking on Water

Thomas Dorsey.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'Big Issue!'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Saxophone summoning.

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

The First Supper

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Religious man watching religious TV

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Clam - The Dance Mix

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

Beth Moore

"No, a question period will not follow!"

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."