Gospel Groover Mugs

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'It helps with reception.'

Boptimism

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Walking on Water

Thomas Dorsey.

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

The First Supper

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Saxophone summoning.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Religious man watching religious TV

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Clam - The Dance Mix

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

"No, a question period will not follow!"

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'