Garage Gatherer Gifts

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I expect you thought I was out, my car not being here... it's gone for service!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Grocery Shopping

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

We're having a dinner party.

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

look dear... I bought two farmers

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Shopping for an exercise bike

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'We only have red wine.'

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.