Grocery Gatherers Gifts

look dear... I bought two farmers

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Barbecue

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Mouse shopping after hours

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Coventry Carol

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Life in a food desert.

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"