Grocery Gatherers T-Shirts

look dear... I bought two farmers

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Mouse shopping after hours

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Coventry Carol

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Life in a food desert.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'We only have red wine.'

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"