Gop Gatherers T-Shirts

"I'm back!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Coventry Carol

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

look dear... I bought two farmers

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Home for the Holidays

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

War Journalism

'We only have red wine.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'