Gop Gatherers Pillows

"I'm back!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Coventry Carol

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

look dear... I bought two farmers

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'We only have red wine.'

War Journalism

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

The Takeaway.