Grocery Gatherer Pillows

'I bought one at the store across the street. Can I get the free one here?'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Barbecue

Midwest Winter Items.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Grocery Shopping

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'