Grocery Gatherer T-Shirts

'I bought one at the store across the street. Can I get the free one here?'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Non-Humble Pie.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Barbecue

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Grocery Shopping

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Larry's Literary Market.