Grain Gatherer T-Shirts

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

The vegan hunter

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

look dear... I bought two farmers

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Wine Hourglass

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

'We only have red wine.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'