Grape Gatherer T-Shirts

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Wine Hourglass

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Barbecue

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Grocery Shopping

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Wine Lovers

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

The vegan hunter

"It's an agreeable little wine."