Grape Gatherer Gifts

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Wine Hourglass

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Barbecue

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Grocery Shopping

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"