Grape Grappler Gifts

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Bad times to sneeze

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Wine Lovers