Grape Gambler Gifts

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"What do you recommend today?"

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

The world at stake...

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

She IS a raisin

European Space Agency.

Grapes

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

Wine Hourglass

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

Fruit. When you think about it, seedless grapes are kind of sad.

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

"I'd offer you grapes but I have no idea where I put them."

Champagne area.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.