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who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"What do you recommend today?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The world at stake...

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

European Space Agency.

Wine Hourglass

Grapes

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

"I'd offer you grapes but I have no idea where I put them."

Champagne area.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

"I don't care how much he won, I don't want him playing online poker!"