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'Who's the new guy?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Nouveau wine

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

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