Grape Stomper At Heart T-Shirts

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Nouveau wine

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"My husband makes this wine."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Creative labeling

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

'You know why he married a vintner's daughter? He thought she was di-vine.'