Grape Stompers T-Shirts

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"We are aiming to produce a French style wine this year!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Nouveau wine

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband makes this wine."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Creative labeling

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'