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Premier Cru

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

A giant glass of red wine

Wine tasting

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Nouveau wine

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"