Grape Lover T-Shirts

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Let's not order the cheap house wine again!!'

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

"I'd offer you grapes but I have no idea where I put them."

She IS a raisin

Fruit. When you think about it, seedless grapes are kind of sad.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

The Grapes of Wrath Iowa

Two astronauts crash land on the Planet of the Grapes

GRAPES!!?

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Football fan

Grapes

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'