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He's at that awkward age

Reaper and Covid Grapes

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

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