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"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Nouveau wine

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"My husband makes this wine."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Wine Lovers

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Paradise: Collection of wine