Grape Stomper At Heart Gifts

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"My husband makes this wine."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'

Creative labeling

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

'You know why he married a vintner's daughter? He thought she was di-vine.'