Grape Stomper Gifts

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"I make it myself!"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

F&E Vineyard. Wearing vintage clothes for crushing the grapes, nice touch Ernie!

Wine Making Society (Press buzzer on the floor).

"Would you like a glass of wine, I believe George has just made some...."

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

'Red or white,sir?'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"My husband makes this wine."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

A very in tents little girl.

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

Home Wine Making Kit.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...