Grape Stomper In Training Gifts

Home Wine Making Kit.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

Nouveau wine

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband makes this wine."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

Grape vines think alike.

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

Creative labeling

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'