Grape Stomper In Training Gifts

Home Wine Making Kit.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband makes this wine."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

Grape vines think alike.

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Creative labeling

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'