Grape Stomping Enthusiast Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Premier Cru

'Get the staff together, take off your shoes and stamp some grapes. Tourists are here.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Wine Making

Wine Lady

"I make it myself!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

Wine tasting

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Nouveau wine

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"My husband makes this wine."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'