Grape Stomping Enthusiast Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Premier Cru

'Get the staff together, take off your shoes and stamp some grapes. Tourists are here.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Wine Making

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I make it myself!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Who's the new guy?'

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."