Grape Stomping Fan Gifts

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Harry, you have impeccable qualifications. I'm pleased to offer you the position of Master Wine Maker.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I make it myself!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Who's the new guy?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

I love what you've done with your hare.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Nouveau wine

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Banana

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Flava Superba

Selfbee

"My husband makes this wine."