Grape Stomping Fan Pillows

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Who's the new guy?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Nouveau wine

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Banana

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Flava Superba

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Selfbee

"My husband makes this wine."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"